dandalf-thegay:

eleventy-7:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes

I want to do all of these

(Reblogged from theselfishknitter)
ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"


I have to reblog. It would be inhuman not to.

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

I have to reblog. It would be inhuman not to.

(Source: quevidamastriste)

(Reblogged from link6echo)

isolated-roots:

gaymalefitblr:

firstmatelvr:

2bigblokes:

bhfroakie:

link6echo:

Holy shit, GoT ftw.

Lost it at Theon.

HAHA THEON 

STAR WARS

This speaks to m soul. 

I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH OMFG

(Source: jackburtonlife)

(Reblogged from link6echo)

link6echo:

will-la-will:

nikopetteri:

puuha-huukka:

kettuja:

outopoju:

barebackqueen:

hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

trash dad

Communism queer…….yeah

Nature femme. Time to start blogging.

cave femme

FURRY FURRY

Furry dad

Mermaid Furry.

Meadow Dad….sounds like a hippie superhero.

(Source: bogmilk)

(Reblogged from link6echo)

JESUS GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT IS THAT THING? At least it’s helping by getting rid of those nasty brown recluses around my house.

Sorry, I totally almost puked from laughing at this one.

Sorry, I totally almost puked from laughing at this one.

(Reblogged from jturn)

Holy poop!

I got another follower! This week is already starting out great! Welcome, new follower! (please don’t leave!)

(Reblogged from noodlesandbeef)
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I swear, its like you were cloned from my soul, sometimes….

(Source: smokindick)

(Reblogged from monkeysaysficus)
averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp


thank god for people like you who add sources

averypottermormon:

pezzington:

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/CardiacArrest/Cough-CPR_UCM_432380_Article.jsp

thank god for people like you who add sources

(Reblogged from natureall)