home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

Heh heh, I get it :)

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blankadude:

jonnovstheinternet:

breaking bad news with cute animals

These are both horrible and adorable.  I am both mortified and going awwwww at the same time.

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monkeysaysficus:

history1970s:

scrapes:

Who is responsible for this

this works way 2 well tbh

OH JESUS

Yes, I AM sick enough to repost this.

(Source: soundcloud.com)

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stevok42:

Went to a Wal-Mart in Lawton, Oklahoma today and found a Mind Seize deck. Aww yisss. I didn’t realize just how many powerful cards were in this thing. No wonder they’ve been flying off the shelves.

Oh shnap, I found TWO in my Wal-Mart yesterday too! Bought one in the morning, then after work, went back to see if the other one was still there, IT WAS! So I bought it as well.

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gaysealofapproval:

hellacolin:

WHO IS THE CUTE STOCKY ONE?!?

RIGHT THOUGH??

(Source: vinebox)

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dandalf-thegay:

eleventy-7:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes

I want to do all of these

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ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"


I have to reblog. It would be inhuman not to.

ninjakato:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

"EAT THE FUCKING BISCUIT MEATBAG!!!"

I have to reblog. It would be inhuman not to.

(Source: quevidamastriste)

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isolated-roots:

gaymalefitblr:

firstmatelvr:

2bigblokes:

bhfroakie:

link6echo:

Holy shit, GoT ftw.

Lost it at Theon.

HAHA THEON 

STAR WARS

This speaks to m soul. 

I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH OMFG

(Source: jackburtonlife)

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